{"id":4429,"date":"2004-01-06T11:08:12","date_gmt":"2004-01-06T11:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8000\/\/?p=4429"},"modified":"2004-01-06T11:08:12","modified_gmt":"2004-01-06T11:08:12","slug":"a-joke-that-has-gone-too-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/?p=4429","title":{"rendered":"\u201cA Joke that has gone too far\u2026\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Britney Spears, After a Dip Into Marriage, Is Free for Whatever Future May Hold<\/b><\/p>\n<p> By LOLA OGUNNAIKE <\/p>\n<p>Forlorn men around the world can breathe a collective sigh<\/p>\n<p>of relief. Britney Spears is one step closer to being<\/p>\n<p>available again. <\/p>\n<p>Confirming reports that her marriage to a childhood friend<\/p>\n<p>early Saturday morning in Las Vegas might not last forever,<\/p>\n<p>a spokesman for the Clark County District Court in Nevada<\/p>\n<p>said yesterday that Ms. Spears had filed a request for an<\/p>\n<p>annulment that morning. <\/p>\n<p>The request was made on the grounds that &#8220;plaintiff Spears<\/p>\n<p>lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she<\/p>\n<p>was incapable of agreeing to the marriage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It said that Ms. Spears and her husband, Jason Allan<\/p>\n<p>Alexander, &#8220;did not know each others likes and dislikes,<\/p>\n<p>each others desires to have or not have children and each<\/p>\n<p>others desires as to State of residency.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Upon learning of each others desires,&#8221; the request<\/p>\n<p>continued, &#8220;they are so incompatible that there is a want<\/p>\n<p>of understanding of each others actions in entering into<\/p>\n<p>this marriage.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>A statement issued Sunday by Ms. Spears&#8217;s record company,<\/p>\n<p>Jive, called the sudden union &#8220;a joke that went too far.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Mr. Alexander, a college student and aspiring football<\/p>\n<p>player, was back home in Kentwood, La., by Sunday night. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was just crazy, man,&#8221; he told NBC&#8217;s program &#8220;Access<\/p>\n<p>Hollywood&#8221; yesterday, according to The Associated Press.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And we were just looking at each other and said: `Let&#8217;s do<\/p>\n<p>something wild, crazy. Let&#8217;s go get married, just for the<\/p>\n<p>hell of it.&#8217; &#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Ms. Spears&#8217;s publicists said they had no comment beyond the<\/p>\n<p>record company&#8217;s statement. <\/p>\n<p>Just five months after kissing Madonna in a mock wedding<\/p>\n<p>ceremony at MTV&#8217;s annual Video Music Awards, Ms. Spears did<\/p>\n<p>it &#8211; well, something like it &#8211; again. She and Mr.<\/p>\n<p>Alexander, both 22, met in kindergarten. They were married<\/p>\n<p>at 5:30 a.m. Saturday after a long night of partying,<\/p>\n<p>according to press reports. <\/p>\n<p>There is no word yet on whether her wedding ensemble &#8211; a<\/p>\n<p>baseball cap and torn jeans &#8211; was designed by Vera Wang.<\/p>\n<p>But by Saturday evening they were arranging for an<\/p>\n<p>annulment. <\/p>\n<p>Ms. Spears&#8217;s latest album, &#8220;In the Zone,&#8221; is currently No.<\/p>\n<p>10 on the Billboard chart after starting at No. 1 in<\/p>\n<p>November. <\/p>\n<p>Ever since rocketing to fame in the late 1990&#8217;s with her<\/p>\n<p>platinum-selling debut album, &#8220;Baby One More Time,&#8221; she and<\/p>\n<p>her midriff have been ubiquitous. <\/p>\n<p>A self-described innocent at the onset of her career, Ms.<\/p>\n<p>Spears, who once favored pigtails and Catholic schoolgirl<\/p>\n<p>skirts, espoused the virtues of saving virginity until<\/p>\n<p>marriage. <\/p>\n<p>But with each album she has grown increasingly provocative.<\/p>\n<p>In an interview with W magazine last year she acknowledged<\/p>\n<p>that she had had sex with the singer Justin Timberlake,<\/p>\n<p>when they were dating. <\/p>\n<p>Over the years her shirts have got tighter, her skirts<\/p>\n<p>shorter. She recently posed for the cover of Esquire in<\/p>\n<p>nothing more than sweater and pumps. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think this is a classic Britney move,&#8221; said an MTV News<\/p>\n<p>correspondent, Su Chin Pak. &#8220;She&#8217;s always walked the line<\/p>\n<p>between good girl and bad girl. The craziest thing she<\/p>\n<p>allows herself is to get married to a perfectly sweet guy<\/p>\n<p>from Kentwood, La., that she&#8217;s known all her life. It&#8217;s not<\/p>\n<p>like we&#8217;re pulling her out of rehab.&#8221; Ms. Spears, she said,<\/p>\n<p>is not taking her sundered nuptials too seriously. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She has a 10-minute video of the wedding that she&#8217;s been<\/p>\n<p>showing to friends,&#8221; Ms. Pak said. &#8220;She thinks it&#8217;s a big<\/p>\n<p>joke.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/01\/06\/arts\/music\/06BRIT.html?ex=1074416247&amp;ei=1&amp;en=a310aa03e8f21709\">http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/01\/06\/arts\/music\/06BRIT.html?ex=1074416247&amp;ei=1&amp;en=a310aa03e8f21709<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Update November 11, 2006. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Britney&#8217;s second marriage producing two children in two years has just fallen apart. By galley, watch out for YouTube. <\/p>\n<p>Poor Kevin Federline was filmed when he apparently got the SMS from Britney that it was over. <\/p>\n<p>See <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=OnLXf_lXQDM\">Video<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Tabloid frenzy over Spears, Witherspoon divorce filings is keeping courthouse staff busy<\/p>\n<p>Harried clerks are caught in tabloid news spotlight after filings by Britney Spears and Reese Witherspoon.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>By Jessica Garrison<\/p>\n<p>Times Staff Writer<\/p>\n<p>November 10, 2006<\/p>\n<p>Los Angeles may not have a professional football team, but it does have celebrity divorce watching<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Britney Spears, After a Dip Into Marriage, Is Free for Whatever Future May Hold By LOLA OGUNNAIKE Forlorn men around the world can breathe a <a href=\"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/?p=4429\" class=\"read-more-link\">[Read More]<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-people"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}