{"id":4463,"date":"2007-03-16T23:09:10","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T23:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8000\/\/?p=4463"},"modified":"2007-03-16T23:09:10","modified_gmt":"2007-03-16T23:09:10","slug":"steve-martins-seventy-two-virgins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/?p=4463","title":{"rendered":"Steve Martin\u2019s Seventy-two Virgins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><a href=\"http:\/\/stevemartin.com\/\">The father of the bride<\/a> reflects in the New Yorker (Jan 29, 2007) on his imaginary encounters with 72 virgins.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Virgin No. 1: Yuck.<\/p>\n<p>Virgin No. 2: Ick.<\/p>\n<p>Virgin No. 3: Ew.<\/p>\n<p>Virgin No. 4: Ow.<\/p>\n<p>Virgin No. 5: Do you like cats? I have fourteen!<\/p>\n<p>Virgin No. 6: I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The father of the bride reflects in the New Yorker (Jan 29, 2007) on his imaginary encounters with 72 virgins. Virgin No. 1: Yuck. Virgin <a href=\"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/?p=4463\" class=\"read-more-link\">[Read More]<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-situations"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peter.murmann.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}