Obama’s Alternative Berlin Speech

Citizens of Berlin, citizens of Germany! I am proud to come to this city as the guest of your distinguished mayor, who has come to symbolize throughout the world the party spirit of Berlin. Where is he? Klaus, my man! Really looking forward to our little soiree a little later today. And I am proud to visit the [Read More]

Debate 2: Obama won

The stakes were exceedingly high and that the 2nd presidential debate a dramatic event not to be missed. Barack Obama woke up out of his slumber and wrestled a victory in his 2nd debate with Mitt Romney.  At one moment the tension became so high that could feel that they wanted to smack one another [Read More]

Poem of the Day: “Bless Their Hearts”

At Steak ‘n Shake I learned that if you add “Bless their hearts” after their names, you can say whatever you want about them and it’s OK. My son, bless his heart, is an idiot, she said. He rents storage space for his kids’ toys—they’re only one and three years old! I said, my father, bless his heart, has turned into a [Read More]

VP Debate: The Winner is Martha Raddatz

Joe Biden did a good job of forcefully defending the policies of the Obama administration. Paul Ryan did not screw up. But the real winner is Martha Raddatz who did a fantastic job keeping the combative candidates in check. She also asked very good questions. I don’t agree with Ryan, but more than Romney he image [Read More]

Poem for Columbus Day

Columbus sailed the ocean blue

Back in 1492.

He sailed across and spotted land,

A beach, and people on the sand.

He called them Indians because

He had no idea where he was,

India was just a guess.

When in doubt, declare success.

“Columbus sailed the ocean blue…”

Poem by Ramon Montaigne