The father of the bride reflects in the New Yorker (Jan 29, 2007) on his imaginary encounters with 72 virgins.

Virgin No. 1: Yuck.

Virgin No. 2: Ick.

Virgin No. 3: Ew.

Virgin No. 4: Ow.

Virgin No. 5: Do you like cats? I have fourteen!

Virgin No. 6: I